Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The Corrupting Power of the Chair

Put simply, there is no telling what sinister method the conventional seat will unleash to debilitate you.  Their hatchery of tricks is always fully stocked.

They will intoxicate.

They will sedate. Note the lethargy and utter lack of enthusiasm despite the Jonathan Papelbon strikeout.

And they will depress.  Fucking Dementor-chair.

Approach benches with caution.

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